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Patrick Metzger

May 13

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PROBABLY NOT TRUE

Tech Billionaires Unveil Plan to Skip Web3, Go Straight To Web5ive: The Matrix

“We saw the movies and realized that we now had the power to create this paradise on earth”

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At a surprise press conference today, a consortium of technology billionaires announced a plan to move the planet into “the…

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