Humor
Ted and Jill Move to the Suburbs
And this is what happens

Ted and Jill Arden had only lived in their new 7,000 square foot suburban mansion one week when Ted got mad.
He stormed in from the mailbox, slapped a piece of paper on the counter and said, “Damn Homeowner’s Association. We’ve only been here six days and they say we need to spread more pine straw.”