This really happened to me

Thanks to MuddyUm, I got the Medium Bonus!

Was it to hush me up?

I’m wearing my cone of shame till more of you get the bonuses you so deserve! Okay, Roz Warren? Photo by Tatiana Rodriguez on Unsplash

I’m almost embarrassed to admit I got the bonus.

Because I’m still not sure why. The email said something about lots of reads and claps. If that’s true, they might have made a mistake. But shhh! Please don’t tell.