That One Time I Got Kidnapped by a Bunch of M&Ms

I had an uncandy feeling that I was being followed

Lee Serpa Azevado
Nov 4 · 4 min read

So, last Thursday I was walking home. Happily strolling down the high street, Chinese take out box in my left hand. Chopsticks in my right hand. Tucking into some Chinese dumplings and rice on the go.

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Lee Serpa Azevado

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Scribbler of stuff, psych nurse, giant punsexual; fe/fi/fo/fum. Mental health(y), humo(u)r, politic(k)s and other such nonsense.

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