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This Roomba Eats Legos for Breakfast

The all-new Roomba® j9+ identifies your child and follows them around the house

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iRobot Corp, a leader in consumer robots, is unveiling its new Roomba® j9+, a model designed for busy parents who understand that vacuuming or sweeping at a set time each day is an exercise in futility.




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Kerala Taylor

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Writing about motherhood, work, race, and the end of the world. Aiming to make you laugh, cry, and want to punch something. Top writer in Parenting, Humor.

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