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This Roomba Eats Legos for Breakfast

The all-new Roomba® j9+ identifies your child and follows them around the house

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iRobot Corp, a leader in consumer robots, is unveiling its new Roomba® j9+, a model designed for busy parents who understand that vacuuming or sweeping at a set time each day is an exercise in futility.

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Kerala Taylor

Kerala Taylor

Writing about motherhood, work, race, and the end of the world. Aiming to make you laugh, cry, and want to punch something. Top writer in Parenting, Humor.

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