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The Amazing Monochrome Argument Clinic

The faces change — a little — but the talking points remain the same

None of these things is not like the others. | Photo from The White House on WikiMedia Commons

I’ll just come out and say it — debating conservatives is Groundhog Day, minus the intellectual heft of “I Got You Babe.”

Their ideology is so eerily uniform from person to person it makes me nervous. I can’t imagine how…




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John Werth

John Werth

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