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The Art of Peeing While On a Call

Only ladies can afford this luxury

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I have no idea why the universe does it to me but every time I am expecting a call, my bladder decides to call me. Last Tuesday, I and my friend decided on 11:30 PM for our telephonic conversation to happen. This decision was taken at around 9:30 PM.




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Bhavna Narula

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