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The Complete Guide To Your First Sober New Year’s Eve

Just because you can’t drink anymore doesn’t mean you can’t still be miserable

Josh Appel

It was fun while it lasted, I suppose. The blackout-drunk weeknights, the cold-sweat-nausea 9am company meetings, the depraved sexuality and glorious indifference to boldly harm, combined with impractical…



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