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The Day I Checked My Testicles for Cancer One Time Too Many

I also did the dishes that day

Photo by Yogendra Singh on Unsplash

My wife didn’t murder me while I was washing the dishes. She waited till I finished.

But let me backtrack a bit.

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Smillew Rahcuef

Smillew Rahcuef

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