FANTASY HUMOR
The Day I Rode Bareback with Lady Godiva
In the Costco parking lot

Once we pulled into the parking lot, I realized I had forgotten to wear my orthopedic shoes. When you’re my age, you don’t want to walk around on hard cement very long, or your heels will ache.
“Esther,” I said. “You do the Costco shopping, and I’ll stay in the car. Take your…