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PETS

The Death of a Hamster

As if the pandemic weren’t bad enough

Sadly, this latest ant colony has been a huge disappointment. There’s even been a time or two I’ve considered crushing them and moving on to a new colony, but I can’t bear euthanizing pets myself, and I fear I would be rightly laughed out the door at the vet’s office if I inquired.

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