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Eat dirt!

The Dropped KitKat Bar of Doom

Is this the end?

Photo by No Revisions on Unsplash

Most people I know don’t eat what falls on the floor. For me, if I pick it up and it doesn’t have all fuzz clinging to it, it’s fine. Although many people find this practice repulsive and wrinkle up their noses when they see me thus engaged, mom taught me, “You have to eat a peck of dirt before you die.” Therefore, I always figured dirt was…

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