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The Economy Is Reopening. You Must Be Eighteen or Older to Enter.

We have decided to exclude disgusting germbucket children from The Great Reopening, so you can shop safe!

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Congratulations, adult! Our state’s economy is re-opening. You may now get the haircut, manicure, or awkward dine-in restaurant meal you have been dreaming of for the past eight…

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Laura Skopec

Laura Skopec

Laura Skopec is a writer and comedian whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s and Slackjaw. Her half-hour comedy pilot, “Clown Town,” is in development.

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