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SELF-RIGHTEOUS IMPREGNATION

The First Immaculate Infection Case of COVID

I did everything right and still got it

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I know what people are saying about me. That I went to rock concerts. I attended orgies. I hosted a maskless New Years' Eve party where people had to lick my lips to enter and exit.

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