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The First Rule About Rebecca Is That We Don’t Talk About Rebecca

Can someone in the book or movies just tell the new bride that Rebecca was a slutty sociopath?

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I feel sorry for the second Mrs. DeWinter. She doesn’t even get a first name. And she is literally and physically in the dark.




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