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The Funniest Full Body Massage I Ever Had

And It Even Had a Bonus Happy Ending

I do my best to schedule a full body massage for myself every 2 weeks. Over the December holidays it’s a bit more challenging, since the general energy on the planet is a bit chaotic, and I’m pretty sensitive to that, so I try to stay indoors and wait for it to dissipate.



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Susan Brearley

EIC-MuddyUm-Contemplate. Serial Top Writer. Writing comedy since Age 3. Founder, Garden of Neuro Institute-global space for women's agency and leadership.