Man v. Nature

The Gas-Fueled Sociopathy of the Suburbs

Domain of the lawn and order people

Photo by Dean Hochman from WikiMedia Commons

Dear neighbors, I just want to sit outside in peace and pretend the pollen isn’t killing me. Is that so much to ask?

Every spring in the Great Northwest, the days eventually turn warm and dry enough to go outside. Then we emerge like mole-people from our…