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The Groupon Girlfriend

It sounded like fun 2 months ago at 7 am

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“We have to go this weekend! The Groupon is going to expire if we don’t use it by Sunday.” My girlfriend said.

“I don’t care. I spent my entire Saturday at a paint and sip. I’m not wasting my Sunday driving to Solvang to make fucking cupcakes at 8 am.”




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