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Dog Humour

The Hypocrisy of a Childfree Dog Parent

Don’t you just love that new puppy smell

Photo by Jametlene Reskp on Unsplash

Both dogs and babies can be gross. But to me, a gross dog is almost endearing, whereas a gross baby is just, gross.

My eyes roll up to the ceiling, as yet another baby gaggles at me from the TV. Why do advertisers use babies, to sell unrelated products? Does…

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