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Dog Humour

The Hypocrisy of a Childfree Dog Parent

Don’t you just love that new puppy smell

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Both dogs and babies can be gross. But to me, a gross dog is almost endearing, whereas a gross baby is just, gross.

My eyes roll up to the ceiling, as yet another baby gaggles at me from the TV. Why do advertisers use babies, to sell unrelated products? Does…




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Ali Hall

Ali Hall

🏆 Top Writer. Kindness = my superpower. ✍Psychology, friendship, social justice, feminism & personal growth. Lover of trail running & dogs.💦 Spread the Ripple

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