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The Icy Cold Pooper

Peezing When It’s Freezing

Photo by Amy Culberg

My dog is trying to be one of those Game of Thrones White Walker dogs. At 2 am, -4 degrees, she talking about, “Out out out. Out out Out.” She’s licking my face, wagging her tail, begging for her evening constitutional.

I feel like one of those bartenders who’s like, “Bitch, we’ve been closed for two hours.” And…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.