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BUILD-IT-YOURSELF SEX

The IKEA Female Orgasm Kit

Does this thing come with instructions?

“Any questions before we get started? You will definitely be graded on your performance.” | Licensed via Shutterstock

I have questions about sex.

Not about the basics: mommy and daddy give each other a special hug. Mommy gets fat, but anyone using the word “fat” will die. Then a stork brings the baby. All that is pretty clear.

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John Werth

John Werth

Musician and conductor, repairer of woodwinds, owner of dogs, band director, lapsed mathematician, and scribbler of thoughts on humor, politics or both at once.