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Not your average cat story

The Incredible Guiltless Life of a Cat

And why I want to be one

(Image/Inge Wallumrød/Pexels)

It’s 3.27 am.

I know this because I’ve just looked at my clock. Something has woken me up.

I leave the window open at night for air. It’s covered with a fine wire mesh to keep out moths, mosquitos, and flies.



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