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What Wets Your Whistle?

The haves and have nots

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Writer James Knight told me, “At Bogart’s funeral, Lauren put a whistle in his casket so that he could whistle to her from the great beyond!” Clearly, a reference to the famous line from their film, To Have And Have Not.

“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips…

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