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The Lizard King Returns

The Metamorphosis Redux

A Teacher Hallucinates That He’s Been Transformed Into Jim Morrison

The author explains his sudden transformation into Jim Morrison, the übersexyrockicon. Photo by Walter Bowne

One late winter afternoon, when I woke from a terrifying COVID-19 dream, I found myself transformed on my couch into the übersexyrockicon Jim Morrison. I lay on my suddenly suntanned back, and if I raised my head somewhat I could see my flat…




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Walter Bowne

Walter Bowne

This poet-angel-hipster dude from Jersey writes satire, humor, fiction, poetry, essays on music, travel, gardening, and his belly button. He’s a trophy husband.

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