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The Odd Tale of The Sunflower Queen

A Curiosity

A giant lady walks into an orange field. She is 580 pounds and 20 feet tall. All the animals and people around her know she’s coming. The ground shakes and rumbles. She comes by once a year. No one knows where this lady came from. All they know is that it is dinner time and she comes by to invade their refrigerator. The bigger the fridge…

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