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The Oedipus Ancestry Test Will Help You Avoid Sleeping With Your Mother

You simply cannot have contact with your mother again if you want to avoid the prophecy

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Do you ever think you’re adopted? Have you wondered why you look so different from your parents? Has a clothed, blind teenage girl told you you’re destined to…

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Ryan Fan

Ryan Fan

Believer, Baltimore City IEP Chair, and 2:39 marathon runner. Diehard fan of “The Wire.” Support me by becoming a Medium member: https://bit.ly/39Cybb8