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Fruit Salad Stories

The Only Fruit You Should Be Eating This Autumn — If You Don’t Want to Die!

Why the apple is the big cheese

Photo by Priscilla Du Preez on Unsplash

I hate bananas.

Just seeing one of those phallic yellow fruits makes me want to reach for the bowl. That sickly sweet smell you get when you peel back that leathery skin is horrible. Like opening the…

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