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The Scorpion And The Frog, An Impeachment Fable

As retold by Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi

Illustration of the classic fable The Scorpion and the Frog, Kurzon, CC BY-SA 4.0 via Wikimedia Commons

The following is an adaption of the classic fable “The Scorpion and the Frog,” as retold in an abridged timeline of the second impeachment of Donald Trump. In the lead roles are Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives from…

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