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“The She Pee” is What You Need

Made for a woman, but totally cool for a dude, too

The author raves about the uses of The She Pee during COVID-19. Screenshot from his video.

Hello. I’m Walter Bowne. The unofficial spokesperson for “The She Pee.”

Now I know this is a little strange. Why would a man need a She-Pee?

Let me tell you a story.

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Walter Bowne

Walter Bowne

This poet-angel-hipster dude from Jersey writes satire, humor, fiction, poetry, essays on music, travel, gardening, and his belly button. He’s a trophy husband.

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