Satire

The Slightly Salty Divorcée’s Guide to Moving Out

It’s for the best, but you can still be a little pissed about it

Evelyn Martinez
Nov 5 · 3 min read
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If you’re reading this, you’re probably like me, and have undergone divorce in your life. If you’re really like me, it is recent. You’re still stuck in the same God-forsaken house because you have crippling student debt and a serious…

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Evelyn Martinez

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Blackjack Dealer in North Dakota. Mama of a chihuahua named Barnabus. Dreaming of being a “real writer.” Reader beware — you’re in for a scare!-R.L. Stine

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