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The Sommelier Saboteur

Revenge is a dish best quaffed cold

When I failed my Sommelier test for the ninth time, I thought my dream was over. I wanted to quaff with the best in the world, Alas! My life was wine, and it was all over because of my poor test-taking skills? Is there no justice in this cruel world?

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Samuel Sullivan

Creator of Frame of Reference | I find joy in learning and writing | I am a dog dad and a teacher by profession | My E-mail: ssulliv5291@gmail.com