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Feeling Sorry For Myself

The Trees Are Jizzing on Me and I Can’t Breathe!

Seasonal wheezes from the Pacific Northwest

Photo by ViDI Studio on Shutterstock

I have allergies.

Actually, that’s not capturing the full extent of it. It’s like saying, “Cats have fur.” And yes, I am allergic to cats.



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