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Nov 4, 2020

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Satire

The Ultimate Manual to Witch-Hunting

How to Get Rid of Witches in Four Easy-to-Read Chapters

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|PROLOGUE, The Ultimate Manual to Witch-Hunting (Revised Edition, Written by Not-A-Woman)|

Is your village haunted by demons? Do you have a problem with ghostly apparitions? Do you think that the woman down the alley is a witch?

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