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BURANING MY BUNS ORFF

The Uncle Ernie of Composers

Fuck Orff, Carl, you old pervert

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Beer cans crushed beneath the merciless wheel of Fortuna. Photo by Evgeny Karchevsky on Unsplash

You think you are such an ace choir singer. What’s this? Carmina Burana? It’s in Latin? What’s the problem? You’ve sung a million settings of the Latin mass. Gratias agimus tibi propter magnam gloriam tuam and all that. You could sing it in your sleep. It slides over your tongue like blueberry ice…

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