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The Worst Day of the Month is Here Again

And it’s not what you think it is

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Today was the worst day of the month, and I’m not talking about periods. At my age, that’s a thing of the distant past, thank goodness. One of the perks of getting older.

No, today was eye doctor day, which has nothing to do with optometrists. Nobody around here needs new glasses. Eye doctor day means taking my…




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Bebe Nicholson

Bebe Nicholson

Writer, editor, publisher, journalist, author, columnist, believer in enjoying my journey and helping other people enjoy theirs.

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