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What a load

There’s a Trap For That!

Cranky Doodle Dandy

Photo of golden doodle by Mia Anderson on Unsplash. Modified by author with Canva.

I’d like to meet the person who came up with there’s an app for that. Specifically, I’d like to punch his ticket.

Why? Let’s rewind. It all started with my usual testosterone-fueled, ubergeek-entitled, snotnose software engineer arrogance. Exponentiated by striving to be the Big Tuna in a Venti-sized puddle.



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