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BREAST FICTION

This Bra Could Change Your Life

Do I get to choose what it changes about my life?

Last Bra Ever Adapted by Canva Photo by Los Muertos Crew: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-undressing-on-the-beach-8405752/

If you possess breasts you jam into bras, you’ve gotten ad messages like these — lifesaving bra, life-changing bra, life-affirming bra, the only bra you’ll ever need. I had that bra. I wore it for ten years. It’s disgusting now.

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Amy Sea

16 X Top Writer, Editor— Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories. Follow my pub https://medium.com/boobs-breasts-and-mammaries

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