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This is the Most Important Election in My Lifetime

Marriage is an elective process

Photo by Phillip Goldsberry on Unsplash

Each year my husband and I hold an election to decide whether or not we should continue the marriage. It’s not a pleasant time but during the six weeks that we campaign for and against the marriage, we try to get as personal and provocative as possible. We gather supporters via telephone…

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