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This Is Why I’m Publishing My First Book on Inaudible

The title is “The Silence of the Clams” — even though this is a sub-title

Image by Ernie A. Stephens on Pixabay

My undercover agent agreed this is the best way to shut me up.

These are the other considerations

  • I can be obscene and not heard




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Caroline de Braganza

Caroline de Braganza

Wise Older Woman (WOW). Poetry, essays, humor. Passion for mental health, social justice, politics, culture, the world. Incorruptible and proud South African!

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