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Thomas and Lil’ Valley Rooster’s Storm Illinois Factory Farm

Police were unable to meet the moment

More than 80 gang members of Lil’ Valley Rooster’s stormed Butter Duck Farm on Monday in a devastating attempt to “right the wrongs of factory farming,” by “freeing the ducks” and “setting things on fire” — as specified in the gang’s manifesto.

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Someone Who is Not an Expert

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