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Three Times I Didn’t Report Ride Sharing App Drivers And One Time I Did

Tweaked out cholos, schizophrenics, and a guy who couldn’t drive

Image from Crazy Taxi by Sega

The names and cars are real and pulled from my Lyft and Uber history.




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