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Tip-Top Advice for the Timorous Yet Ballsy Writer

Nix the prolixity, don’t bury your story, and work on that later

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Tip #1 of 3 — Try for Top Billing

You think you’ve heard this advice before, but you haven’t. Far as I know, I didn’t steal this tiny tip from anyone.

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Holly J See

Holly J See

Excellent at Wordle & Octordle. Editor fairy & MuddyUm co-editor. Former editor at a national healthcare consulting firm. 🐩

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