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Top Scientist Caught Heating Up His Lunch in The Hadron Super Collider

Authorities discover cheese sandwich traveling at close to speed of light

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Dr. Ang Sung, a particle physicist whose breakthrough work on the Higgs boson particle vaulted him into the spotlight of the scientific community, has been caught heating up his lunch in…

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