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Heather S. Wargo

Feb 3

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THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED YOUNG ME

Trick Out Your Drone With A Flamethrower

Past Due Upgrading My Quaint Pull Behind Model

provided from Wikimedia Commons

Yes, it has arrived. We can now buy flamethrower attachments for drones.

Sold by a company succinctly named Throwflame.

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Italian American Writer in PA wilds. Gen X survivor attempting to climb shrinking narrow. Despite all my rage, still just a rat in a cage.

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