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SATIRE UNDER THE INFLUENCE

Trust Me, I’m An Instagram Influencer

Every Day, I Save Millions from Leading Insignificant Lives. Like Yours

Photo by Laura Chouette on Unsplash

I’m an Instagram influencer, as you can see by the little blue checkmark next to my name, my impressive number of followers, and the infinitesimal number of people I’m following.

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