DAILY POEMS

Unfluencer

Limerick

There once was a girl named Obscure

Who vowed to get famous, yes sir

Like a Slinky gone spiral

Her posts all went viral

Still, her #van was more famous than her

This limerick was inspired by reading my 100th article on Medium regarding Van Life.

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