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Vaccine Humor

Vaccine Flirting

Giving it my best shot

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Today, I stood in the Walgreens pharmacy line to beg for a shot. There were several other people in line, each spaced six feet apart, reading the minuscule instructions on the sides of their pill bottles, A pharmacist, from one of the three front help windows, was yelling at someone on the phone. She sounded like Roseanne Roseannadanna.




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