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Vast Conspiracy, Old as Science, Uncovered!

Not left-wing, not right-wing, no birds involved at all!

I was sitting at breakfast the other day with my mother. As we were gazing out her window, I noticed her dogwood tree and commented on how well it was doing. My mother asked, “I wonder why it’s called a…

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Mark McMillion

Retired Army officer with two tours in Baghdad, married with four kids. Proud West Virginian and West Point grad. Works available on Amazon.