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Walking The Plank Of Life

And trying not to fall off

Photo by Kuchihige Saboten on Unsplash

I’m not a captive on a pirate ship, but every day, I walk the plank.

And I’m forced to jump off and swim with the crocodiles.

In my case, the crocs are not big, scary reptiles with pointed teeth. But repetitive questions oozing from my ninety-six year old mother’s mind.

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